Hey everybody at home! I am super sorry for not posting lately, and Dana probably is too, but I've got no excuses so yeah, I am just going to say that I am 100% a procrastinator. I promise I'll try to post at least weekly, and if I don't Dana will cut off one of my fingers. Any who, back to the subject at hand. I've been gone and have traveled a bit so here is some long overdo UPDATES!
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Dana and I have finally finished the party and I on my own, am $50 richer. And Dana isn't because she had to pay back. Like taxes. Stupid taxes. Anyways here is the story.
When I, Anna came over 3 hours earlier to set up we realized that some people might celebrate Hanukkah and our crafts were kind of, well Christmassy. My sister told me something the day after I didn't realize, like that most kids who celebrate Hanukkah like Christmas. Anyways Dana's mom didn't seem to mind, of course. The party went smoothly except #1 There were some shy kids who weren't fond of us and #2 They didn't believe we were Anna and Elsa. Like do you seriously expect normal humans to look even slightly like a COMPUTOR generated animation? Well apparently they did. Also they believed that Hans lied to Anna when really he told partial truths. Finally, Dana and I learned that little kids in kindergarden apparently learn about echolocation and migration, like, WHAT? Where did learning about simpler things go? They can't be that smart. *Sigh* And we thought we were smart. Anyways the kids and parents left happy and interested in more parties. A big hit? I think so. After the party I got to stay over at Dana's because her mom had texted my mom and we found out I got to sleep over. So we left to Five Guys and ordered, we were number 75, Ella thought we were #72 then #73 Then #80. Yeah no logic there. Dana and me split a burger (I've actually never been there before) and my half was done quickly. I then notice how little Dana had eaten, she had hardly even pecked at it. This was strange because she loves Five Guys and would've normally devoured burgers and fries and soda. But all of it was still there. We went home where Dana preceded to say that she felt sick and we went to bed. Dana then started to wake up at different intervals all night and throw up. I didn't hear it but she says that it was spread out all night. In the morning Dana didn't eat breakfast because her stomach was still sore. Two hours later we went to watch "Into the Woods" which is a Broadway Musical which was made into a movie (I had seen the Musical before). Dana started getting hungry by the tasty movie theater air which made her mom scold her a bit for not eating. It was a good movie although Dana's mom was not a fan of it. We went back home to retrieve my stuff and I left to my real house. Happy New Years! By the way! We are hoping for more fans who love these posts and we'll try to do them weekly and at times daily! Sincerely, A tired Anna! Don't Forget about me! Sick Dana I, Anna, am in the second week of my intense summer intensive. My friend and I have noticed how many people seem to order a Dutch Bros Italian Soda or White Mocha every single day. And we might be hallucinating but is seems as though the sizes they order keep getting bigger and bigger. So you might be confused. To clarify we have thirty minute breaks every so often and people can go out into Portland to get food (if their parents signed this form, mine did, yet I don't go anywhere) and there are some people who ALWAYS go to Dutch Bros. Not. Even. Kidding. Now this might be fine BUT, this is an extremely sugary drink. And we ARE ballet dancers! So my friend and I pretended to be filming a documentary about the tragic Dutch Bros Addiction. Recently, a tragic addiction has spread through out the dancers. It is the Dutch Bro's addiction that causes addicts to drink 1-3 drinks a day. Over 40% of these dancers are effected. *Turns Camera* Hi... *Lifts "invisible" Dutch Bro's Drink* Sponsored by Dutch Bros... Yes I am one of the addicts... Now how do I turn this off? *Throws "invisible" camera* Oh, thats how ------ So, yeah. Don't get the addiction! Stay away from sugary drinks this summer! And of course, be awkward (In my case bumping into EVERYONE!) ---Anna ;) Anna and I, Dana, went to Sky High for my birthday a little bit ago. We made a review that was kind of honest, kind of silly in our heads. So Sky High Sports has very different rules on the web page then it does when you're there. There's a HUGE difference. Here is our review: This experience was fun and tiring jumping. It was kind of restricting though because there was around 20 rules. All I could do was jump back and forth! Still way to many rules, there should be different rules for different ages. For example 5-8 can do this, 9-10 can do that, 11-14 can do this... And to tell the age we would have different colored wristbands. Like yellow for 5-8, Green for 9-10, and Blue for 11-14. It's not THAT hard. Now you know our opinion and if you go to Sky High Sports tell us your reviews. We'd love to hear! ----Dana and Anna As most of you should know, Dana and I do ballet. I am currently 3 days into a four week summer intensive program. Now, I am on pointe and I take half hour classes (Well so does everyone else...) and the pain is excruitiating! My feet are still hurting even though I didn't have pointe class today. So on the first day if it wasn't painful enough we had quite a lot of time to bend my feet into annoyingly painful positions. After class, when a friend and I were tired I overhead one of the girls that isn't originally from our school say something quite rude. Well at least it was rude to the teacher, I guess. Girl *Talking to friend of hers*: That was the worst and most pointless pointe class I have ever taken. We didn't do pirouettes or anything! *SIGH* Deep breath, Deeeeeeeep breeeeath. Why did you SAY that huh? HUH? Okay calm down Anna. The reason I am mad is because she thought she was good enough even though she was quite shaky when on pointe and her fifth wasn't that great. Well at least to my standards... And she won't get to do the turns this summer because she is one level too low to do that complicated of stuff. Also it wasn't pointless because you got to go on pointe, get it? Get it?? No one? Okay.. The summer intensive is pretty fun and tough so I did get over it quickly whether it shows or not. Dana needs to get pointe shoes for the last two weeks. ----Anna Yesterday, I, Anna, went on an impromptu trip to the beach with Dana. But before we go into that trip lets start with what I did earlier that day. I woke up on this Saturday and just ate my food. My mom then called for everyone in my family, and a guest, to get in the car. It was a hot day, so we were going to go to the Rose Garden. We smelled, took photos of, and looked at all the roses until our stomachs started hurting from hunger. Next, we went to Little Big Burger in downtown Portland. It is called that because their burgers are small and tall. These burgers were dee-lic-ous! I would recommend these to everyone. Then, we went to Powell's where I bought a book called "The Girl in the Road". Finally, we took a look from a mansion (we didn't go inside) to see the view of Portland as if we were birds. My mom had gotten a call earlier asking if I wanted to come with Dana's family to the beach. Of course I said yes! But before you hear that story, hear what Dana did before I saw her... I (Dana) went to Intel family to work day because my dad works at Intel. I didn't really do anything because I was wearing a short dress. There was a caricature artist and I wanted to get a picture because I didn't get one at my school carnival. Picture this, it's the afternoon 96 degrees (Farenheight, haha) and you are standing in line determined to get the picture, legs hurting and you are really hot. That's what happened to me. The person asked what I wanted my picture self doing and I asked for me to be climbing a tree. Then we ( my family ) went home and my mom suggested going to the beach and suggested inviting Anna. Okay, I of course said yes. Then once we went home my mom told me she was coming so I started cleaning just in time for Anna to come Today is the last day of June. This is what some of my (Dana) week will look like. I think. Well one half of it. Monday: 1. Wake up and get ready for the day 2. Complain about my sister 3. Go to Ikea to get stuff and eat lunch there 4. Come back home 5. Check on blog, watch iPod and sleep Tuesday: 1. Wake up and get ready for the day 2. Complain about my sister 3. Pack for sleepover with cousin at my grandmas house 4. Leave, and have fun ( and sleep ) Wednesday: 1. Wake up and get ready for the day 2. Complain about my sister 3. Get ready to go home 4. Get ready for Anna to come to my house for sleep over 5. Have fun 6. Stay up a long time until collapsing Now you'll get to see how my half week is gonna be (Anna)! Monday: 1. Get ready 2. Check and edit blog (Dana has quite a lot of grammical errors, heh) 3. Take care of chickens and Jet 4. Pack up mint tea selling stuff 5. Go sell mint tea! Yay mula! 6. Go home and count money 7. Check blog, watch youtube vids/read go to sleep Tuesday:
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Thats all we really know, we can't predict the future so thats how its gonna be! -----Dana and Anna You recently heard quite a lot about Dana's little sister and her annoying habits, and it is quite understandable a four year old would do such things (even though she should be out of her terrible two's and three's). Well now I'm gonna talk about my sister. My sister is pretty much five years older than me and she is sixteen currently. She has her flaws like everyone else but she can be immensly annoying to me. Okay flaw one, she always bursts out singing and even though its good it always urks me like I just don't like when she starts singing. Another thing thats annoying but understandable is that she always blames me for being smart as if it is a bad thing I am and it is true that sometimes our parents praise me more than they do her. Finally, the last thing that personally annoys me is when she tries to make a point and she'll just be like, Nope nope NOPE! Then, she'll ignore me by singing or humming and acts as though she doesn't really hear me or anyone. Sometimes she'll just start talking about a friend. It's true sisters can be annoying to everyone around them but, you should still love them even if it seems impossible :) ---Anna So Dana and I, Anna, went on a trip to Cannon Beach yesterday (Saturday), because there was a sand castle competition, but that is not what we are going to talk about today (although they were amazing). We are talking about a sand turtle, Dana's fussy sister and a restaurant. First off, when we were done blankly staring and saying wow at sand sculptures we settled down to eat and build a sand turtle, all the while Dana's sister tried to vanquish our project. I was about to finish covering Dana's legs and make her a bee-utiful mermaid, but she shifted and I got immensely angry. Then we left to the café which turned out to be a restaurant and it was supposed to be seat yourselves but we told the wrong person (apparently) and the guy serving people outside got pretty irritated. But while we were waiting to be seated Dana noticed some Foxgloves and started talking about how poisonous and fatal it was (if eaten) but basically you just get really horrible hives and rashes if touched. If you eat the leaves you can die and also some effects will not be as bad if you aren't allergic. Well that's appetizing to hear about right before eating! Our waiter, Dana noticed, had a nose that was shaped like haystack rock on its side. Of course Dana notices that. We ordered a DELICIOUS sandwich that we would literally go back in time to eat again or just regurgitate up (more appetizing thoughts). For dessert Dana and I split a lemon sorbet that Dana's little sister ordered too. Okay, so this is where everything fell apart. Dana and I started arguing that a 4 year old kid with cavities because of sugar should not get the ENTIRE sorbet while we get half and we are about three times her size and age. That makes sense, right? Well, Dana's mom just smiled and said, whatever makes her happy! *Sigh* We left to go walk on the beach and found our turtle was stepped on. At that point Dana declared that she would punch whoever did it in the nose. As we hastily repaired it, we signed our names. Everything was once again peaceful as Dana and I planned a Hunger Games prank. Well, I say peaceful but what I mean is mildly annoying because Dana's sister would either cry to be picked up because we ran ahead or would act as though we were slow even though we were walking with our parents. Finally we just went back to our houses and fell asleep. Signed, Anna and Dana (except entirely typed by Anna) |
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